Archive for January, 2010

Are You Ready For The Apocalypse?

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypsephoto by R. Chursinoff

Nostradamus predicted the end of the world in the year 3786. Scientists say the asteroids hit September 21st, 2030. Mayans, hippies, and what looks to be a really bad movie starring the once fabulous John Cusack, only give us until 2012.
Stockpile the hugs folks.
Will you drink away the apocalypse or buck up and head for the hills? Gather your friends or go it solo? Do you have the skills to survive or are you going to roll over and take it in the bum?
I hit the streets of Vancouver (which every dark, rain-soaked winter feels as though an apocalypse approaches) to find out what you would do, should the world as we know it, end tomorrow.

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I Am The Mailman

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Today will be my first full day in Africa and with it will come a meeting with UN staffers. But much more importantly than this meeting will be the task given to me before leaving Vancouver. My work partner Nathaniel and I will be delivering pen-pal letters written by Vancouver students to their counterparts in the impoverished Kibera district schools.
I’ve read over some of these letters and found them to be charming, touching and revealing of kids whose attentions are constantly battling for other rapidly incoming attentions. The world moves fast these days and apparently so do our youth’s sentences.
Garrett writes to Jambo:
Hi! I got your letter and saw that you like soccer I like it too! What position do you play? I have a pet fish. Do you like soup? I like the Jonas Brothers do you know who they are? What colour are your shoes? So on and so forth.

Kids are amazing. Kenyan kids are out of this world cute. They are adorable, polite and eerily silent and expressionless around Nathaniel and I. Nathaniel asked me to bring a stuffed Lion for 18 month old Stacy. This is what she looked like upon receiving the golden-fleeced toy:

Go ahead, I dare you to try and be cuter than Stacy.

Touch Down in Africa

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

My plane descended into Africa just as the sun’s first rays hit the jagged peak of Mt. Kenya, then trickled down over the green hills, down onto the plain, finally glinting off the buildings of downtown Nairobi. The moment I stepped out of the plane and into the walkway connecting to the terminal, that unmistakable scent hit me– equatorial countries, countries with less money than the one I come from, countries that seem to be perpetually burning things in back yards, along the sides of roads, in stoves situated in shacks that millions call home.

My own home for the next three months is a compact room in an apartment above a daycare in the middle-class suburb of Buru Buru. It’s less smokey here than would be near Nairobi’s core. It’s clean too, and relatively quiet. I stress relatively, as the peace on my first night was broken at 4 am by a dog barking at what was likely just the rustle of leaves. But of course that dog got the dog in the next yard going, which got the dog in the next, next yard going. So on and so forth until the one rooster down the street was roused, and whose crowing, for some reason, set off a car alarm. This burst of suburban African noise subsided and I drifted back to sleep until a few hours later when a shrieking child with separation anxiety was brought to the daycare.
I have earplugs. I will be using them.

Big Problems? Easy Solution

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

whisky beachphoto by S. Dogimont

Sometimes I walk the beach at night with a bottle of whiskey staring up at me from my clenched fist and I wonder, what does humanity need in order for us to get our priorities straight?
The other night a solution came to me. But allow me to take a hearty pull of the Cragganmore (aged 12 years) and offer you but one, maybe two, examples of what I see as life out of balance first:
An unscrupulous photographer makes $80,000 for snapping a photo of an unsuspecting, mediocre actor who earns (incorrect use of the word) $10,000,000 starring in an intelligence-insulting film which makes a studio $200,000,000 that tens of millions of us have dished out for.
Yet entire nations remain impoverished.
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Thursday, January 21st, 2010

One day I’ll rustle up the nerve to post some fiction writing here.
I’ll juice my brain, sharpen my teeth, and mobilize my ever-evolving fingers in order to bring some immaterial characters to life.
Until then, I recommend:

The Possibility of an Island, by Michelle Houellebecq

Bright Shiny Morning, by James Frey

A Fraction Of The Whole, by Steve Toltz

Red Dog Red Dog, by Patrick Lane

Memories Of My Melancholy Whores, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

. . . and so many more.

Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa Africa

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

I’m off to Africa on January 25th for three months. For two of those months I will be working with an off-shoot of the Environmental Youth Alliance, called Up With Hope. We will be managing recycling facilities, and aiding the residents in collecting and making money from the abundant plastics that litter the impoverished communities of Nairobi, Kenya.

Following the end of my term with Up With Hope, I will take a peek around East Africa, and keep you updated in the process.
Kilimanjaro, giraffes, pot-holed highways, gorillas, Indian Ocean, malaria, here I come!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010


A Vancouver-based humanitarian project for Kenya. Pay a visit to my home boys at Up With Hope

Jules Moores’ blog. Go to it: Me Or Mirror (ra-ra-restless-love-me-tender-No-Man’s-Lamp)


Marlaina Mah’s blog. Say yes to: PATAFICTION


My favourite Jeff’s photography site. Make friends: PETRY


Former roommates, current friends, fellow travelers: hobo magazine



Former bandmate, fellow apocalyptian, our nation’s future Prime Minister. Embrace him: Asteroid Now.

Crotch Hash

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

There was this one time, while in Montreal on Ben Lee tour, when Heath Ledger pulled out his hash pipe, stuffed it with hash that he smuggled in his crotch, from LA., and shared it with me.
Hash has not tasted the same since.

–by Rob Chursinoff

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Rob Chursinoff lives in Vancouver Canada, where a few years ago two psychics, in the same week, told him he’d likely live into his 90s.
He’s not sure he believes them, but he does believe that it might take that long to see absolutely everything and everyone and everywhere this amazing planet has to offer.
While he’s at it, whether through music travels, personal adventures, day dreams or humanitarian work, he’ll take some notes and snap a few shots along the way.

Hot Mail

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

There was this one time I came close to losing it. For whatever reason, I woke up absolutely certain that an urgent package was coming, and if I missed the mailman, it would be gone for good. I called in sick to work, canceled appointments, even camped out on the porch. Nothing came. I waited harder. I stopped eating and decided that showering was a big con. Just like that, five days went by. When the mailman finally came on the sixth day, he slipped a deck of overdue bills through the slot, looked right at me and said,
Ma’am, what are you waiting for?
A hot shower came next.

–by Jules Moore